We hosted the team who (according to their name) should be playing water polo? Actually their name is the residue that creates if you forget to use under arm deodorant...
Pittwater?
Lets face it. Pitt 'Water' don't play in the water - so why aren't they called Mona Vale? That is after all where they are located and where they play their football?
I will tell you why they are not called Mona Vale:
- There is only room for one "M" Vale in this league and that's right, that's us, The Vale, The mighty mighty Manly Vale.
(To the tune of Boney M's "hooray hooray its a holi holiday...):
"Vaaaaale,
Vaaaale,
Manly Manly Vale.
Vale,
Vale,
Manly Manly Vale!"
(If you are wondering what on earth I am on about, listen to Boney M on YouTube and find out.)
There is a golf course up at Underarm Residue and whenever a bad shot is played the sound :"FOUR" is shouted out very loudly. When I was there on Sunday morning, I was shouting "FOUR" and I hadn't even taken my clubs out of my car boot...
They shout out what?
OK, on a more serious note:
Pitts (under arms') are a great club, they have depth in their teams and are never easy in both grades. Reserves stepped up first and within 20 minutes were sitting pretty, two up! courtesy of a flick / shot from Lenny, which found a sweaty green and white who helped it into the net.
Our second was from wild card Neilo the maple leafed Swanson, who struck a good shot, which hit the post and not giving up there placed the rebound straight into the net. The lino said "no goal" the ref said "your avin a laugh int ya!!??" - 2 - 0...
Armpit Residue got a goal back and that was it. Vale defended, held onto the lead and also held onto the league. Reserves are still sitting at the top. Under the governance of Mr Ninness, we are performing very strongly, ship shape and "Bristol Fashion" (Google it if you are unsure - Bristol Fashion...) Blah blah blahdi blah.
First grade. Well we began as we have started nearly every game this season. Out of the traps at 100 miles an hour and after 5 mins Goooaaaaaaallllll!!! 1-0 another from golden boot nominee Woodsie!
We battled on and Nathan got another, get in there the Vale!!!!
Second half, after nothing but positives at half time and of course great debate about whether Phil was using performance enhancing calf blood supplements? How good was Phil!!!!!!
We were out for the second half. We could have scored again and again, we hit the post, the keeper made saves, Manly Vale were on the case, on the job, getting stuck in and quite frankly sticky it to the Armpit Res Massive!!!
Woodsie came up and popped the ball up with his right and hammered it home with his trusted left. 3 - 0. We had sealed the victory, but wait. The Greco assassin came on and within 5 minutes it was 4-0. The crowd went crazy and the final whistle sounded. How good was last Saturday!!!!!
We celebrated in style and I think when I checked my watch everyone was in the Steyne, still getting hammered at 3.30am! Even the assassin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or was he? That might have been his brother? I always get mixed up after a few Corona's...
PS Good luck Trev.
Trev got arrested steeling someones hubcaps and has been deported to a place called England on the other side of the world! Apparently it is cold there, it rains loads and nobody has any hubcaps over there!!! Plus it is the armpit of the universe? Sounds pretty awful to me! ;) Hope to have you back one day mate!!
So onto this weekend. It's the posh lot from over the spit.
Advisory:- Get to the game early boys otherwise the 4x4 BMW's, Lexus "Lexi" and Cayenne's will have stolen the parking spaces...
The Mosman 1st eleven... ;)
It's a massive game this weekend! If we were to get 6 points, lets just say; we should be out of trouble!!! Should isn't good enough though. We need at least 6 points in both grades for survival and for finals in reserve and possibly first grade!!!!!!
Think positive, you never know what could happen! If we can beat Pittwater 4-0, we can beat anyone(.)
5 comments:
Oh how simply divine! You boys are certainly romping on home. Well done Manly Vale. i wasn't going to say it until later but Manly Vale. I love you!
Fair Dinkum Vale! you boys are cracking the whip and knocking off some of the better teams! I'll drink to ya's now and I'll drink to ya's this weekend if you win or lose. F8ck it. I might as well have another VB. "Sheila! Get me another beer!" G'day!
I say. Jolly good show and all, however I do not drive a 4x4 I ride a bicycle and I am also not in the photo. You have the starting 10. I am the eleventh. I say, jolly good show, perhaps I should just be a rugger bugger?
- Has anyone seen my deck shoes and chino's and blue sweater to wrap around my shoulders?
after hearing about your great victory over brad pitt i have decided to leave him for you guys. i want some real men in my life. the tabloids can call us vangelina - i'll get my publicist on that one. ooo - vangelina that makes me so hot. almost as hot as when robin woods is in front of goal.
Ha ha ha ha ha Vangelina. Brilliant! :)
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